Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Game Result:

Wins: Losses:

Two Rocks stare at each other in a stalemate
Two pieces of Paper leaf each other alone
Two scissors cut their losses and don't attack
Your Rock destroys the Scissors
The opponent's Rock smashes your Scissors
Your Paper abducts the Rock
The opponent's Paper erases your Rock from history
Your Scissors chop the Paper to bits
The opponent's Scissors reduce your Paper to nothing